In the hotel I was staying at on vacation, one showers was really fancy and had all of these windows. I didn’t want to pull the curtain over it because it was too pretty; and I figured that no one could see me because some of the glass was frosted,
Some people might be reading and say to themselves “what the hell?” maybe even “Rockstars give you work you ungrateful bastard” Well, actually Bands give me work “Rockstars” are just a pain in the ass…YES I SAID IT!
In my years of touring I have been very blessed to not have to…
was so funny. I got a midnight craving, so I dragged my cousins downstairs and made them drive me to WalMart for some fucking donuts. Then, while we were at WalMart, I started planking every single thing I could. And then we started sword fighting, we even got LaQuisha, from the dairy products, to join us. Then, we finally got some donuts, which took an hour by itself because we couldn’t decide over donuts, cake, etc… ANYWAY, we got the donuts and on the way to pay I started singing, “A Thousand Miles” but.. extremely terrible. So people were looking at me, mostly because half of them couldn’t understand english. Still..
IT WAS FUN
then we got back home and played Mario Kart till like 5.
FUCC A COP MY DRUG’S EVERYDAY RAISE TO THE TOP AND THE SHIT DONT STOP UNLESS A PIG WANT TO GET POP AND DROP LIKE IT’S HOT THE BITCH BEEN MUGIN ME SENCE SHE WAS PARK IN THE PARKIN LOT IN THERE MO THERE THEY GO RUNNING OUT OF IHOP GO HEAD AND SCRAP YOUR PLATE YOU FAKE ASS ROOKIE PIG I LIKE MY BACON BAKE WITH A POP FOR THE SIDE ORDER I WANT A SHAKE GET OFF THE TABLE BEFORE YOU GET RAKE LIKE A SMASH UP COOKIE ALL YOU BITCH’Z GOING TO CRUMBLE I BE GOT DAM TO BE A MOTHERFUCKA GOIN UNDER IN THIS JUNGLE YOU PUNK BITCH CANT GET WITH ME MY POCKET FLOW LIKE BUTTER DID I BUT I DIDNT STUDDER IM A LITTLE TO GREEDY TO FEED THE NEEDY IM HANG YOU OUTSIDE LIKE A WET SHEET THAT NEAT HAVIN ALL YOU POLICE’S RUNING AT ME LIKE PASS A PATHON IN A TRACK MEET LET ME GET ON MY FEET WHY IT GOT TO TAKE 50 GUN’S TO GET AT ME CUZ EVERYWHERE I GO A HOE I SEE A HOE ACTING LIKE SHE GOING TO FIND SOME HYDRO I REMEMBER WHEN I WRECK A TAHOE CUZ BOUGHT OF MY EYE CLOSE FEELIN SO GOOD BLUE RAG IN THE HOOD FROM BEEN HIGH IM A DAM CRIP YOU KNOW FOR SHO NEVER CHANGE AND CANT DENIE NEXT TIME A PUNK LIKE YOU WANT TO CHECK MY NAME YOU ALL GOING TO DIE PUT A GAT STRAIGHT TO A POLICE NECK WATCH ALL THE GUN SHOT’S MULTIPLY DONT ASK ME WHY IF I LOOK LIKE A CRIMINAL I COME CHECC MY POCKET AND THEN SEE IF BULLET’S FLY TAKE YOUR HAND OUT YOUR POCKETS DO YOU HAVE A GUN NO BITCH ASS NIGGA IN OKLAHOMA GOT ME ON THE RUN RUN UP LIKE A DOG GET YOUR WHOLE HEAD STUNN FUCC THE POLICE