The people in this town know what my pet peeves are, and they know exactly how to push me over the edge.
So I have this pet peeve. When people die, it’s okay to pay your respects. IT IS NOT OKAY TO SAY, “Hay! Your dad and I were great friends. I hope he’s cool and all up in heaven.” First off, if you KNOW the person’s family member or whatever is Atheist, DON’T FUCKING PUT YOUR EMPHASIS ON HEAVEN.
Secondly, if you had never even met the person, saying you were best friends is NOT paying respect.
I will love you until you realize that you can’t live without me. I will take care of you until you realize that I’m the one you really need. I will love you more even if you make me cry, because after, you’re still the reason why I smile. And even though I cry these tears at night, I still wish that one day you’ll change your mind and you’ll love me the way I did. Because I will be waiting for that day to come.
If you cheat on me, or hurt me I will do the following:
- Get drunk.
- Kill you.
if you’re not a band member and i still want to engage in sexual intercourse with you then you must be doing something right
- are you alive
- do you like mozzarella sticks