- Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
- Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
- Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
- Obama: Supports gay marriage.
- Obama: Education for all!
- Obama: Universal healthcare!
- Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
- Americans: You're destroying this country.
I was in the middle of the Call Me Maybe Challenge (which you should all try), and some black dude “prank” called me and asked me if I “still wanted that Italian sausage/stuffed crust pizza,” that I had ordered. I got super excited.
Then I realized I never ordered a pizza.